18 February 2009

How to make a WOMAN happy

i got the below as a forwarded email from frenz & thot i shared it here. funny lah! haha! it's not difficult to make a woman happy really.

A man ONLY needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a phsiotherapist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME , YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention , but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time , especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space , never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Shut your mouth & allow him live in peace

3 comments:

Merryn said...

wahahahahaha.. this is so funny... we women are so hard to please eh? but i do agree on the how to please a man part ler... i guess that is all it takes to make a man happy! (and having nice boobs too!) :P

FAMILY FIRST said...

I think you better not show all those single men this post lar, else ar, they will panic and rather be gays!

slavemom said...

LOL Woman = char bou = trouble