GOD could not be everywhere, and therefore HE made mothers!
- Rudyard Kipling
- When I came home in the rain..
- brother asked "why didn't you take an umbrella?"
- sister advised "why didn't you wait till rain stopped?"
- father angrily warned "only after getting cold, you will realize!"
- but... mom, while drying my hair, said "stupid rain! couldn't it wait, till my child came home?"